Co-own a boat

When two heterosexual males come to an agreement to have sex with each other if no other options are available. It's not gay if it's between you and the sea.

O wow, nice boat! Thanks I co-own a boat with my other heterosexual male friend 😉

by AubergineMachine April 14, 2023

Dirt Boat

Dirty ass bitch with an overused pussy

That chicks been ran through more than a poor look at that dirty ass dirt boat

by Joaquin Buckley November 25, 2020

lusianna steam boat

When you put something hot inside a girls vagina or anal cavity and steam starts to come out

Dude my girlfriend and I were experimenting so we tried the Lusianna steam boat

by Brandon Mann February 09, 2014

squirt boating

the process where one jizzes on a girls tits and then proceeds to motorboat them

John: "Did you see that new nurse on 9 West?"
Justin: "Shit yeah dude, I'd love to take her squirt boating sometime!"
John: "What the hell is squirt boating?"
Justin: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you sorry ass chode."

by squirt boating mofo March 27, 2014

Boat sniffer

Someone who lives in Arbroath

That guy is from Arbroath , the stupid boat sniffer

by Scoopj June 22, 2022

a pig in a boat

opposite of (a pig).
When a pig is tired of being on dry land so he or she goes and gets a boat.

oh look the landlubber pig has turned, its a pig in a boat.

by urbandictionary.exe March 21, 2019

Glorious Gravy Boat

A term of endearment designed acknowledge the high value of an item of others which does not resonate or have any desirable qualities to yourself .

(Derived from an antiquated decorative vessel for sauces that are essentially obsolete, which were collected at a point in American history)

Thomas: check out this badass limited edition Cowboys jersey I got signed by Dak Prescott!

Haley: That’s a glorious gravy boat! Go sports!

by vangloriousskookum January 18, 2023