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Booger Dog

You know those dogs that grandmas got? like it’s small, under groomed, and are dying of intestinal cancer cause it ate a penny? That’s a booger dog. They may also be as old as the mattress in your grandmas attic and absolutely feral. The more feral the more boogery
“That poor booger dog smells like grandma ong”
by Amasfishtank April 14, 2023
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garlic dog

god himself.
garlic dog is garlic god.
by --meow July 24, 2019
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Service Dog

by Floof Saves the Day May 17, 2022
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kicked the dog

18:09 cyren : work sucked i went home and kicked the dog
by v0id-MP January 4, 2011
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Dog Pimp

Any "homeless" person who trades on the pity of animal lovers by having a dog with them to illicit pity (for the dog) and therefore, more hand-outs. Forcing a helpless animal to squat in the inclement weather in order to support their manipulative owner.
I felt sorry for that Dog Pimp and gave him another 10 pound bag of dog food. He seems to go through one a day....
by longrider700 January 12, 2015
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slopy dog

The act of inserting a dick into a girl who is shitting diarrhea
Guy having sex with girl when she shits all over his dick giving him a slopy dog
by hairyfurr April 17, 2014
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Sweater Dog

Noun
An unflushed turd that has rested calmly in a toilet bowl long enough to have developed a "halo" of discolored water.

Verb
The act of leaving such a turd, either intentionally or accidentally.
When Sally entered the stall, she gagged at sight of a sweater dog in the bowl.

The waitress finally figured out which customer was responsible for sweater dogging the men's room every Saturday morning.

Celeste hates being sweater dogged!
by Bertha FD April 28, 2015
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