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Sleep Watching

A condition of falling asleep while watching TV. Most often seen when a boring show has just ended. It is most often found in Ben Hatley but also is seen in his wife, Olivia. They don't watch TV together much because of this. It is intensely hard to treat.
Ben: Hey Liv, I think 'Bodies in Motion' is on the TV. Want to watch it?

Liv: Sure, but we'll probably end up sleep watching.

Gilad: No you won't!! If you're gonna watch me you better do it?

Myrtle: Stupid Rascal, making me stiff like that. Maybe this will help.

Ralph: Count me in too, I need a workout.

Necky: You know, this is cool. I used to watch this when it was on before. Great workout.

Gil: (laughing at Necky) Did you like it?

Necky: Yes, I did. Used to do it when I was in the Marines. (gives a salute and screams 'Hoorah!')

(Ben and Liv start stretching on each other. Gil is laughing at Ben and Liv.)

Beatrice: Ten hut!!! One, two, three, four, you'd better work yourself some more!

Ben: (yawn) I knew we'd end up sleep watching. This is tough!
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 23, 2011
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Bar Watchin

Mean muggin people that's doin it big.

Staring at the crowd to see who stuntin or frontin, doing it big poppin the most bottles hollering at the most broads in the club.

Plotting on somebody inside the club or bar with the intent to rob, or beat down the person inside or outside of the club or bar.
Man soon as we stepped in here errybody started bar watchin like a mofo!

Me & Dirk grab a bottle of rose' posted up in the corner & started bar watchin any & errybody in the club.
by Hardest Felon November 13, 2011
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Buzzedbird watching

Watching birds live their lives while having a buzz.
We sat on the porch all day long drinking beer and watching the birds..buzzedbird watching sure is relaxing!
by Slisa1972 October 9, 2012
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Not-watch

The act of watching TV and playing on your phone/computer in such a way that by the end of the episode, you realize you haven't actually watched any of it.
"Hey, what'd you do last night?"

"The usual: just not-watched The Following"

"What happened?"

"......I don't know...."
by Dipstick1 April 13, 2013
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ian watchman

"Ian watchman your fat"
"Yeah"
by Fatguywhat October 23, 2013
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hairy watch

An undesired gift from an undesirable person, especially in the form of regifting.
Alisa looked with extreme displeasure at the clearly regifted item. "Oh GOD, can you believe this hairy watch she's trying to pass off on me?" as she dropped it in the trash.
by Alex FromDownstairs November 6, 2013
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table watcher

In big cities, a street vendor is only allowed to occupy a certain amount of space so they hire people to stand behind their tables as a means of sliding through that legal loophole. Those people are called "table watchers".
by ModernDayPrometheus November 27, 2013
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