Ass-wank

1980 - Insult towards those of an annoying and twattish nature

Valiant is an ass-wank

by Not Rah November 20, 2004

wanking charriot

someone's bed, a place where one would indulge in such an act

"that wee bastard's been lying in his wanking charriot all day!"

by Sean Morton November 17, 2006

taxi wank

Proceeding in masturbate while in a car, usually while waiting for someone else to arrive. Derives from a Bristolian taxi driver's past-time.

Dude 1 - "Eww, that dude's having a taxi wank"
Dude 2 - "He's gotta be dogging"

by too true June 11, 2006

sweaty wank

where u have a wank and it is sweaty

i had a sweaty wank last night and i cumed all over me bed sheets

by jay and con November 9, 2007

Wank on toast

1. A negative expression of profound disgust for a particular subject, item or occurance.

2. used to describe that an idea (quite often a management decision) is pointless/useless and therefore not worth persuing/entertaining the idea of.

1."What? the pub is shut...that's just wank on toast"

2."That fundraising idea is a pile of wank on toast"

by Paul Bowdler December 12, 2006

Swanky Wank

To enjoy the V.I.P of masturbation by wearing a condom

Gotta go, I need a swanky wank.

by GLC June 2, 2003

posh wank

When a person masturbates with their pinky finger out as if drinking tea.

OHH Phillip i love a good posh wank what,what

by Alex the ham February 26, 2008