variant to "turkey neck fiesta"
When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.
When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.
by Captain J Cizzle November 29, 2011
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a boy brings a hand written essay to his father, for his father to look over and help him correct it. The father looks at it and says:
father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.
Son: okie dokey, no problem.
father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.
Son: okie dokey, no problem.
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