Be In Touch Chica 

Another way of calling someone a bitch. ( B I T CH)

Or "Be In Touch Chico" - calling a man a bitch.

Be in touch chica!

Hey Paris! Be in touch chica!

Be In Touch Chica by DeSimone, Liz January 14, 2007

dick cookie touch down 

Hot and Gooey. Fresh out of the oven. When the home team scores ,Cum on a girl's face while you're eating a cookie and watching football.

My girlfriend was pissed when i gave her a dick cookie touch down.

dick cookie touch down by The Black Muffin Man November 13, 2013

Hamzah touch 

A gentle, creepy, wet, unwelcome touch. Usually administered on your upper back in a slow rhythmic circular motion. Generally lasts for 2-3 seconds. the toucher generally comes from behind in a silent almost ninja like fashion, taking the the victim by surprise.

BRO! you just got Hamzah touched!!

OMG! That guy totally gave me a Hamzah touch! eewwwww!!!!

Hamzah touch by sovietUSSR May 3, 2011

Touch and Go 

Prior to going down on a skank, you need to do the a finger check to confirm that her snatch is clean. If she fails the Touch, she's got to Go! Hense, Touch and Go.

Kyle: So did you hook up with that Navy Air Traffic Controller last night?

Steve: Hell yeah, she was a easy! I had to do a Touch and Go on her first to make sure there was no FOD on the runway.

Touch and Go by HaHa Controller November 10, 2011

Touch my Tommy 

Touch my Dick baby

Now it's time for you to touch my ROCK HARD TOMMY!!!

Touch my Tommy by Unknown June 11, 2006

Hide and go touch the badger

A game where people go hide and then they go find a badger to touch, or any other random object. You win by touching the most stuff. It's also one of the most random questions anyone could ever ask.

Hey bryant, want to play hide and go touch the badger?
-sure nick, but i need to go touch something else before i go do that.

Hide and go touch the badger by N1ck October 21, 2005

Touchéag 

(pronounced tu-shag) Counterargument to a well stated argument from an opponent, who in stating said argument renders themselves of douche bag status.

Person #1: I want to draw my girlfriend a picture for <insert special occasion>.
Person #2: You're not very good at drawing, she probably won't even like it.
*silence*
Person #1: Touchéag...

Touchéag by Tichemaller March 9, 2011