e-boating

The act of 'motorboating' the virtual image of a woman breasts during video chat.

E-boating my girlfriend when I am away on business keeps our relationship exciting.

by JJ126 October 17, 2011

e-loof

When you're acting aloof online, not responding to emails, initiating IM chats, replying to evites, etc. The opposite of acting e-ffusive.

Guy_98: wtf? you super busy today or what?

Girl_01: no. why? what's with the 'tude?

Guy_98: you haven't replied to my evite or said hi on gchat. you're acting e-loof.

by ATowny April 24, 2008

e-failure

Someone who fails hard, and often on the internets. Often a failure in real life, also.

Spark is very much an e-failure as he often tries to create pitiful jokes and gets pwned by noobs on XBL and on IRC.

by Adieu12345 April 19, 2008

E-Brake

When a male who has been masturbating reaches climax, pulls back on the penis hard (like an e-brake handle) and attempts to shoot his ejaculate into his own mouth

It was a little awkward explaining to my wife that I wouldn't kiss her because I came so hard earlier that I accidentally gave myself an E-Brake...

by Danbman77 March 5, 2021

E-Tolol

An Internet dumbass

Pasha is an E-Tolol

by AEMSX7 June 8, 2020

e-jumped

when someone on the internet verbally destroys you.

i got e-jumped for saying something mean about the president.

by Melanie D. January 20, 2009

e mami

To catcall someone in a spanish way or to be used humorous

“E mami I want some of that booty”

by Groebeybey November 6, 2017