Land mine

This is were you get your female spouse to eat Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner then you get her into the bed and you pop a whole box of laxatives in her mouth then you stick your dick into her ass and keep thrusting it in and out of her ass until she explodes shit all over your dick resembling the explosion of a landline
Dude that Land mine gave me stank dick for weeks
by Fucmehjerry November 10, 2017
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Land mine

'Bro, I just gave a Land mine a foot job and it came on my leg."
by catwithrabies February 03, 2020
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Land Mullet

A very overweight individual who has an irrational fear of climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Can you climb the ladder and get on the roof?
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet
by The linisher January 03, 2017
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successful landing

Anything you can walk away from
I mean, half of my rocket exploded trying to land it on Mun, and so my kerbals are now stuck there, but they're still alive, so i call that a successful landing.

The plane is wrecked, but everyone survived, so that was a successful landing.
by anuncertainsomeone March 19, 2022
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Land Martian

Women with oddly colored hair. They might also like the same gender(which is okay)
Did you just see that Land Martian, she had some crazy color going on.
by T Tree Climber August 01, 2021
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Landing Bug

A thing in "TrackMania Nations Forever" which is triggered by landing on the ram at a weird angle causing you to lose speed. It is also the cause of the hate of dirt roads because the entire road is prone to landing bugs.
by YoshiGPLS July 28, 2024
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land

canadas wonderland just shortened
"yo bro u wanna reach land saturday?"
by i2kl September 06, 2023
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