Skip to main content

donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.
"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017
mugGet the donkey blastedmug.

Pussy blasting

"To perform the reverse of 'tea-bagging'(Pussy Blasting), one might press their pelvic area against someone who is lying on the ground."
In a light-hearted video game, a character humorously presses their pelvic area against a defeated foe lying on the ground, defining this action as a playful victory gesture. Getting Pussy Blasted or Pussy Blasting someone else.
by He Gives Me March 23, 2024
mugGet the Pussy blastingmug.

Dazzle Blasted

When you release on a woman’s face and then throw a pocket of glitter onto their face
by RazzleBlasted September 14, 2025
mugGet the Dazzle Blastedmug.

Slam blasted

A combination of “slam/slammed” and “blasted” used to describe a higher level of stoned. A feeling of being slammed and blasted at the same time.
“I’m violently high. I feel slammed…and blasted…I’m so slam blasted right now.”
by slam blasted August 12, 2025
mugGet the Slam blastedmug.

Blast

When you have to go or to leave, such as to bouce
Hey sorry to leave early but I gotta blast
by Yo wats up October 10, 2017
mugGet the Blastmug.

History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
mugGet the History blastingmug.

Furry blast

Furry blast is dog whistle used by people on TikTok and probably 4chan (I don't use that smelly porn filed dumpster of a site). It was created due to shmerg becoming too mainstream. Associated words: Agartha, shmerg, vril, 271k, 🧃, have a nice day etc.
Person 1: Furry blast

Person 2: I get it man, the shmergs are running the world. Bring back AH.
by Aska233 March 25, 2025
mugGet the Furry blastmug.

Share this definition