teachers

they have eyes in the bach of their heads so they can see everything you do and when they no somthing about you they dont leave it!!! (do u miss baker)

they cast spells on random kids so that they become boffs and get the mic taken.

they watch your everystep and give you freaky looks down their long pointy noses with there black square glasses (or gold round ones in the case of chicken woman who holds up her trousers with a tape measure!)

teacher: what is 394567 x 394567
kid: 155683117511
kid: how the fuck did i know that
teacher: i put a spell on you
kid: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

by mia xXx April 20, 2004

teaching

A profession that highly skilled people find themselves in when they can't find a better job.

For all those people who say that teaching is great.....it is....just because all the kids are like Vikki Pollard

Shit I can't find a job that opays more than £10,000 a year....better go into teaching

by Heather Scott November 4, 2004

Teacher's Wife

Someone who is very down to Earth and happy with their life. A teacher's wife does not care about money or objects, she just wants to be with her man, no matter what that means. She will stick by him in the good times and the bad.

She is so loving and down to earth, she must be a teacher's wife

by Dom'sgirl May 1, 2011

virginia tech

A second-rate university geared toward students who couldn't get into UVA.

Since you have a room-temperature IQ and like to fuck pigs, Virginia Tech will be a great place for you to mistake your classmates for intelligent people, and jerk off to pictures of UVA girls.

by tech bitches shouldn't talk March 17, 2005

History teacher

A teacher that says bla bla bla this and bla bla bla that. History is the worst subject ever!!! What is the use of history? if I were to work at Woolies, would I need to know when the Industrial Revolution started and what it was?

Our history teacher is a crackhead

by Thiccdaddy6969 August 15, 2019

Eastern Tech

all the kids are stuck up...and think there better then everyone else....we all wanted to go there now we all want to leave...everyday someone is getting transferred because the school is so gay...the teachers are all bitches....push us to hard and then wonder why were so dumb...the principal tells everyone we do great because hes putting out false informantio...then they blame it on the middle schools why were so dumb

teacher-tom whats 2 plus 2?
tom-umm 22?
teacher-did you go 2 middle school?
tom-yea
teacher-thats why

by .......SECRET...... March 12, 2005

Tech 10

A girl who would score no more than a 3 on the 10-scale, yet appears a 10 to a Tech student due to a phenomenon known as Tech Goggles or Riddle Vision

Man, that chick is ugly.

No way man, she's a tech 10!

by NM Rox March 15, 2005