When your buttocks are clinched so tight that your fart escapes at the top of your ass crack causing a ticklish sensation.
by Greg Brown The Third December 6, 2010
Get the Top Popmug. by Dr. Fugswidit June 8, 2018
Get the Top Shelfingmug. The new Top G, Greta Thunberg. Got the title on December 30th 2022 after bodying the old top G so hard he ended up in a Romanian prison.
"My wife's boyfriend ordered me to recycle my pizza boxes or Top Greta will send a hitman to my house"
by Gjord December 31, 2022
Get the Top Gretamug. by easy101 January 13, 2010
Get the [Top button]mug. I was working on my laptop at the office and looked over to see Matt working on his Gut-top. Man, he is so fat that his gut covers his entire lap that there is no other place but his gut to rest his computer.
"Hey Matt, is your Gut-top a Dell Fatitude?"
"Hey Matt, is your Gut-top a Dell Fatitude?"
by Matt Kerr March 31, 2008
Get the gut-topmug. A Carrot Top is the drink of choice among the general population residing in the Tritown Area. It is defined by a shot of Dubra being dropped into a glass of Orange Soda. The drink is never to be mixed. To administer this elixir correctly, the recipient must drop the shot of Dubra into the orange soda, and guzzle the orange soda before the mixture curdles. If a recipient is struggling to self administer the elixir, an onlooker must finish the elixir themselves, or pour the mixture down the throat of the recipient. The Elixir must not be allowed to curdle, a this will promptly summon the Dark Lord, who will then force both the recipient and bystanders to consume Dubra until they join him in Darkness.
by DarkLord1776 November 28, 2017
Get the Carrot Topmug. by Ultimate Glungus May 18, 2019
Get the quick topmug.