Child fucker

Jake: yo wanna go to a childs hospital
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: no i cant
Jake:why?
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: because im a child fucker. Of course

Jake: me too...thats why i wanted to go.
Ihaateniggers69itouchminors:we can still go...
(They stare in eachothers eyes and then start molesting eachother by shoving a rottiserie chicken in there ass)

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025

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poster child

A mural-sized painting or photo of an attractive youngster.

Having a poster child on da wall may or may not be comparably satisfying or enjoyable as having one or more real rug-rats around, depending on your own temperament, physical capabilities, financial situation, etc. On da one hand, just staring at a nice picture won't give you da uniquely-pleasurable experience of actually holding and caring for a warm living breathing pint-sized fellow human, but on da other hand, it will save you da time, effort, expense (especially if said offspring has a bratty/delinquent tendency, in which case extra clothing-store/toy-department purchases or fines/bail-money would be an additional concern), emotional trauma, etc. of raising actual in-da-flesh children.

by QuacksO December 2, 2023

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Childe

The sexiest ginger to ever exist, you’ll bust a fat fucking nut just by looking at him. And the amount of money that man has is unreal..and the amount of stamina that man has in sex..

“Oh my god I had the best sex of my life with childe last night, he’s so fucking kinky. I’m orgasaming just by thinking about it..”

“Really? I heard he has so much stamina in sex it’s unreal”

“We went 9 rounds, I don’t know I’m even walking right now. I may be pregnant”

“You’re gonna be a single mom lol”

by Cockokok July 30, 2021

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Dobsley's child

She is literally the best stelena editor and my fav editors. Everytime she post it really makes me happy and I'm somehow mostly early but dobsley's child is the best when she followed me I screamed cus I love her<33

Dobsley's child brings me happiness

by Stelena_lovee0<3 April 12, 2022

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fed child

A person who is or can be a nuisance to people around them. They are spoilt people, mainly children, who can't do anything for themselves. These type of people can be very annoying. You can find them in groups or packs of each other but they are rarely alone. It's best to stay clear of them because they can corrupt your mind and teach you to do wrong things.

Don't be a fed child
Or
You're a fed child

by NotAFedChild May 25, 2022

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