Required items:
Male
Female
Table
The table must be the exact same height as the point where the female bends. It must be short enough for the female to be able to hold on to the far end of the table. The female must lean over the table and take a firm grasp. The male then inserts his penis into the vagina of the female from the rear. During intercourse, the male must grab ahold of the female's shoulders with both hands. Without relinquishing penetration, the male must carefully raise his legs from the floor to a position where both feet are on the table, straddling the female. This position gives a very animal-like feel which heightens pleasure to unimaginable level.
Male
Female
Table
The table must be the exact same height as the point where the female bends. It must be short enough for the female to be able to hold on to the far end of the table. The female must lean over the table and take a firm grasp. The male then inserts his penis into the vagina of the female from the rear. During intercourse, the male must grab ahold of the female's shoulders with both hands. Without relinquishing penetration, the male must carefully raise his legs from the floor to a position where both feet are on the table, straddling the female. This position gives a very animal-like feel which heightens pleasure to unimaginable level.
by Chris Acosta and Megan Smith March 28, 2005
Get the Howling Tree Monkeymug. When speaking to a vendor at the fair....
"Can I get a couple two tree hoddogs, one wit sauerkraut, one wit not?"
"Can I get a couple two tree hoddogs, one wit sauerkraut, one wit not?"
by Freida Gillespe November 11, 2007
Get the Couple Two Treemug. Guy: What's that smell?
Other Guy: Silly, this is the spot where Thomas Jefferson performed an Iron Christmas tree upon a slave. Back in 1802.
... Didn't you see the sign?
Other Guy: Silly, this is the spot where Thomas Jefferson performed an Iron Christmas tree upon a slave. Back in 1802.
... Didn't you see the sign?
by Hollywood Sam March 31, 2009
Get the Iron Christmas Treemug. An extension of awkward turtle where one arm is placed horizontally whilst the other stands vertically on top, swaying as if in a breeze. Often used to break tension and silence in a room when the awkward turtle doesn't quite do enough! Can be extended by mimicking coconuts falling off the palm tree.
misha: well this is awkward...
georgia: *awkward turtle*
... still awkward....
misha: *awkward palm tree*
georgia: *awkward turtle*
... still awkward....
misha: *awkward palm tree*
by tulipgirl January 24, 2011
Get the awkward palm treemug. The term is best defined in a professional, grammatically correct manner.
Nautical Three Step Process:
1.) The first step is the man neglecting the use of a condom for the sexual interaction.
2.) The female then acknowledges to the man that she currently has razor burn around the proximity of her vagina. This consequently results in the man paying a quick visit to his garage before his female partner leaves the room. He gathers sand paper and rubber cement. The man scratches off many of the sand particles from the paper by utilizing his fathers metal filer, and flakes them onto his previously rubber cement-lathered cock rocket. He then hoists his britches up and heads back into the bedroom to embark on his latest and greatest expedition of manimalness.
3.) He crash lands his gritty cocket ship into the meat curtains of his girlfriends razor burned vagina and then pours Sapphire Bombay Gin on it. And Bill Paxton watches while eating two Granola Bars.
Nautical Three Step Process:
1.) The first step is the man neglecting the use of a condom for the sexual interaction.
2.) The female then acknowledges to the man that she currently has razor burn around the proximity of her vagina. This consequently results in the man paying a quick visit to his garage before his female partner leaves the room. He gathers sand paper and rubber cement. The man scratches off many of the sand particles from the paper by utilizing his fathers metal filer, and flakes them onto his previously rubber cement-lathered cock rocket. He then hoists his britches up and heads back into the bedroom to embark on his latest and greatest expedition of manimalness.
3.) He crash lands his gritty cocket ship into the meat curtains of his girlfriends razor burned vagina and then pours Sapphire Bombay Gin on it. And Bill Paxton watches while eating two Granola Bars.
Gunther from Minnesota: "Jesus Christ was that sound I just heard... a hot rod burning out in gravel?"
Hans from Minnesota: "No that was a manimal about 300 miles away giving a girl the Pittsburgh Pine Tree."
Hans from Minnesota: "No that was a manimal about 300 miles away giving a girl the Pittsburgh Pine Tree."
by Fargo Forbes The Yacht Leaser March 4, 2009
Get the Pittsburgh Pine Treemug. A term often associated with the modern day hippie.
People who consider themselves tree hugging liberals are often considered to be.
- Pacifist
- Environment Friendly aka Treehugger
- Vegetarian or Vegan
- Progressive or Liberal
People who consider themselves tree hugging liberals are often considered to be.
- Pacifist
- Environment Friendly aka Treehugger
- Vegetarian or Vegan
- Progressive or Liberal
If you're a tree hugging liberal, you support the green party or extreme liberals like ralph nader. If you don't, you're a fake.
by section31 December 1, 2004
Get the tree hugging liberalmug. by nonameslefttouse February 19, 2009
Get the Oak Trees For Lifemug.