Golden Opportunity

A great, often unexpected chance to achieve a desired goal.

I blew a golden opportunity when I left my homework pass at home after deciding not to do my homework.

by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005

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Thats Golden

Meaning "Thats Just Great!". Used to define something frustrating or ironic.

Tyler - "I work all week and take one night of sleep off to play and no one else is online to play with."

John - "Thats golden", It always seems to be like that for me too.

by A73L3VEN April 26, 2013

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Golden Smog

The insult-name used for a bass player of a now-defunct Worcester band, Rock Ave.

And YOU!! You'd be NOTHING without me...you friggin' Golden Smog!

by Baround March 7, 2005

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Golden Plough

The act of urinating inside a woman during sexual intercourse

Dude, I was having sex with my girl last night but I was dieing for a piss so I totally let rip and gave her the golden plough

by TheFish July 1, 2012

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Golden Hershey

To pee into anothers rectum, combining the golden shower with vigourous fudgepacking. Don't forget the rubber sheets!

During a bout of drugged assplay, Dolan required a Golden Hershey from Whisenant. The rubber sheets were forgotten, and the mess was impressive.

by Sir Baron Scotch of Ihop October 17, 2011

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every month you go without sex, you get one golden egg. only applies to month (january, february, etc.). does not include total amount of days. three golden eggs is a "turkey". six golden eggs is "platinum egg", and 12 golden eggs is "diamond egg". if you get to diamond egg, or even platinum egg, you should really consider your sex life.

Carl: How long has it been since you've had sex?
Benjamin: Well, I've got 7 golden eggs, so you do the math.

Mark: ugh, I'm on such a huge dry spell. 8 golden eggs.
Peter: haha, well i got you beat. Ive got a diamond and 2 golden eggs.

by qhdlongman May 30, 2020

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