2 min’s child

2 min’s child can be used to name or be used as a username.

“2 min’s child is a lovely person”

“Look at 2 min’s child, they are looking amazing”

by Dwayne the rock cock johnson January 9, 2021

child

Something you call someone to seem more powerful than them. Or, you call them this just cuz. Can be used in replacement of boi.

Child! Get my bag from my locker.

by yeetfam123 March 7, 2019

Childe

Dumb ass russain with his little brother named Teucer which we had to baby sit cause Childe is too lazy to do it himself

1. Childe you dumb idiot
2.Stupid Ginger
3. idiot tartagles

by TartagliaSlander August 26, 2021

jumping a child

something that is usually defined as a joke, usually.

You:"What character wanna do {friend name}"
Friend:"wanna go and be jumping a child and steal his candy?"
You:"Of course shawty"

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa69 February 27, 2022

Unlike A Child Molestation

Randall James Bowker (On the other hand)

Hym "Will sign an affidavit confirming that this began when Jeremy Horn showed up at Wendy's and had nothing to do with me threatening kids. They proceeded to harass me for months and Randy himself did so sexually by say my dick was too small. Which he did again at Kwik Trip. They sign the affidavit now. This is a new a new condition that I will not negotiate. I'm done letting 3rd parties obfuscate what's happening here and the fuck ass judges need to be done with it too. So, unlike a child molestation, this is absolutely necessary."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

Steven Hawking's Favorite Child

describes a person who loves being molested by disabled people

'I can't believe you let Johnny do that to you, you're such a Steven Hawking's Favorite Child."

by fagzapper1 June 6, 2024

child predator raper

when you rape a child predator to balance out the force

i became a child predator raper yesterday when i raped joe biden

by child predator raper December 23, 2024