Sock Story

A pointless story told. NO punch line, and an awkward silence always follows, not always about socks.

1."Today i walked my dog and saw a bird.
IT WAS BLUE!"

"um..sock story"

2. "I have a sock story for you: Today i thought it was going to rain, so i fed my rabbit."

by Uknown, Unknown June 14, 2010

wet socked

To get wet socked; When you ejaculate into your cum sock, while your girlfriend is asleep and wipe it across her face.

"Sophie wouldn't put out out last night so I had to use my cum sock and smacked her

with it."

"Dude, you totally wet socked her"

by Pumps. December 28, 2013

SOCK CROUTON

WHEN YOU MASTURBATE IN A PAIR OF YOUR FRIENDS CLEAN SOCKS, THEN PUT THEM BACK IN THEIR DRAWER

FUCK JOHNNY HE'S AN ASS I GAVE HIM A SOCK CROUTON.

by CHUBBY BUNNY February 5, 2010

sock stampede

when you bang an ugly girl from behind and hide her gross fugly head by shoving it into the sock drawer, which causes the drawer to unlatch and dump socks everywhere

-hey dude, i didn't know you were doing laundry

-i'm not, i just gave your mom a sock stampede like 10 minutes ago and haven't had time to clean up.

by walcott August 20, 2008

Neon Sock

This a term for people who were emo but then change to wear knee high socks or colourful socks. These people are desperate to be seen as indivdual. Each Neon sock will go through a stage of declaring themselves as bi-sexual when infact 99% of neon socks that come out are straight, they just do it for attention.

They are also into anything Japanese, and pokemon. They are generally friendly people and easy to get along with, but they are always craving for attention, and at times are too self absorbed.

They also use ' :3 ' & ' XD ' as emoticons, to be different.

Plural: Neon Socks.

Person One: Do you really think shes a bisexual?
Person Two: No , of course not. Shes such a neon sock!

by IndieIsNotATrendButATrait May 18, 2011

Sock head

A “sock head” is someone who wears a beanie very often, it’s rare to see them without a beanie.

Guy #1: What’s up with Michael and that stupid beanie?

Guy #2: C’mon man, you know he’s a sock head.

by Aple.pi3 February 1, 2021

Sock Puppeting

To insert, in a sexual manner, your hand/fist into someone, preferably up to the wrist or deeper and wearing their body like a sock puppet.

I heard Sam is such a slut, they consider sock puppeting a first date.

by sircharlesthebarkley April 21, 2022