Salty pillow

When you cum on a pillow then let it dry before flipping it over waiting for an unsuspecting victim at a later date to flip it over and lay on it.

John placed a salty pillow on Tims bed

by BulkHulkC4Town May 24, 2017

Salty

What you are after playing Counter-Strike.

He was salty after he lost his counter-strike match.

by kiyuu May 28, 2017

salty tomato

A girl/guy whoms face gets very red and gets salty over the nickname salty tomato

Dang that girl is a salty tomato

by Cupcake hoe May 29, 2017

Salty

When someone is really mad or pissed

Rene was so salty he was salter than the see

by Akakawaiidva June 20, 2017

Salty Vacation

Where a male is sexually aroused and has to release the juices from his testicles. After doing so, then proceeds to ejaculate all over his own face and bed sheet. Finally ends it off by licking his semen off his bed sheet.

My girlfriend didn't want to blow me and swallow tonight, so I did it myself and got one hell of a Salty Vacation

by Zalranzar June 27, 2017

Salty salmon

My seventh grade science teacher

I fucking hate Salty Salmon

by Slaty slamon July 8, 2017

Salty

The angry, upset, or agitated feeling one gets when expecting a positive result, but receiving a negative one.

Bro, we had been texting none stop all week so I was sure she was gonna let me smash this weekend. So I hit her up Saturday night to see if I could come over. Tell me why this chick said "nah, my house just burned down." Smh, I wasted all that time for some bullsh*t. Im mad salty right now.

by Asher Goodchild July 5, 2017