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peanut butter and jelly

this is when you fuck your girl on her period, then do anal. her shit will be the consistency of peanut butter, and the period blood will act as the jelly. you then proceed to put your dick in between her breasts being the bread, and continue to fuck them until satisfied. you can then eat the sandwich you made, but its really your preference.
"me and my girl had a peanut butter and jelly last night, it was the best I've ever had"
by yosemitesynonym June 17, 2016
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peanut smith

Peanut Smith is the party animal. Peanut smith knows how to host and throw a banging party. Though confident on the outside, on the inside Peanut Smith is self conscious and anxious on the inside. He longs for a lifetime friend who will understand all the nooks and crannies of his bodily figure!
Ex: There goes Peanut Smith !

What a little goober he is !
by Amycocoa1@yahoo.com November 30, 2016
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PEANUT

A KIDNEY STONE.

EATING SHIT

The start of a comic STRIP.

Compound PENIS TASK.

IT'S the beginning of an analogy that CRYPTOCURRENCY can use also.

Excited SHITEATERS

The scariest tumor in the world.

an I small am eye small am aye small

See MR. PEE NUT

Look at that PEANUT ASSH0LE MAN.

PEANUT PEENUT PNUT PENUT PEE PEENUT

IBMPCJr. code name nade in BOCA RATON , FL at the time beginning MAY 1984.
Imagine the pain of zipping up your FLY in your ZIPPER and then passing a PEANUT after you QUAFF A BEER.

No PUN INTENDED it just TAE a PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT to enjoy a PEANUT in the privacy of your BOWEL TOILET TRIP.

Look JOHN looking forward to getting BIG DICK FUCKED but you just have a PEANUT for a WEE WEE and it kind of destroyed the mood.

Let's go into that DELI CARL and not just PEE but do a compound task and PEANUT.

Look I got ONE PENNY TWO PENNY ..ONE DILLAR and ONE PEANUT TWO PEANUT. .THOUSANDS PEANUT and finally ONE BITCOIN TWO BITCOIN which MOTHERFUCKERS if we have thousands of PEANUT then look how many BITCOINS imagine we would have because as they say ..." DAVID SAYS I'M COLD,. little by little little by little,... bit by bit , bit by bit bit by PEANUT bit.when I find a PEANUT in that SHIT as ivariety taste of intensity and after all you can only findo APE NUT over THOSE PEANUT.

You never want to have a PEANUT SIZE TUMOR.

Yes ANAL ALAN you are puny as well as those PEANUT size tantrums as am aye small cannot hear.

When that ASSH0LE takes out his PISSIVATOR he is pissing like a good JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE you get to see MISTER PEANUT in action mouth open and feeling pissy all over.

He is sooo funny a PEANUT in anger.

PEANUT public penis pisser PEDOPHILE NUT TELEPATHY VERY liquid spermatozoa and that identifiable satellite JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE naked IMAGE

This PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN had a PEANUT for PEDOPHILIA .
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 18, 2022
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Peanut Butter-ed

To be viciously bitten in the genital region by a canine animal, with or without slathering peanut butter on the genitals beforehand.
My brother got peanut butter-ed after dog-sitting for his neighbour, it put him in the hospital!
by PantyPanda April 3, 2021
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Peanut Butter White

A stupid azz YouTuber who is so cringy that people puke put their souls and then snap back to reality.
by Adam baeuker September 6, 2017
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peanut eating shane

Shane who just wants to eat peanuts cuz he loves em, but all's he got is a large pizza and a 7 foot bong
by Kev mil April 21, 2017
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Peanut

Something that really is... just... useless.
That guy is peanut.

I had sex with her/him, it was peanut.

She is such a peanut.
by Eliasmedini June 16, 2020
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