Barking at the Wood Waffle

Masturbating, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off

Sorry I'm late, I was barking at the wood waffle.

by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019

100 Acre Wood

A women or person with a large bush

Dude 1: Damn son the girl I hooked up with had a 100 acre wood.

Dude 2: Nice. Bruh! So did the guy I hooked up with last week.

by SydJJack May 25, 2015

Warrensberg woods witch

A woman from the north country that is cold in all the wrong places.

I tried to get the Warrensberg woods witch phone number but that cold hearted witch turned me down.

by Rockstar35 November 23, 2022

marley zion wood

Marley Zion Wood is a rather strange and unused word, spanning from Native culture from simply gudula. This word has evolved to mean the opposite of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, as its definition is “greatly terrible”, “substantially bad”, “impossibly horrid”, or simply “👎🏿“. The Natives’ discovered this word’s previous form after being enslaved the English Settlers, which then changed (as previously mentioned) into the word we forgot existed.

“I got paint on my paints. Marley Zion Wood!”

“Just shut up, okay? Jesus... Marley Zion Wood.”

by Unanimously Unofficial March 31, 2019

Shaving The Morning Wood

One of the tens of thousands alternate sayings of masturbating your morning erection

"How often are you Shaving The Morning Wood?"
"Every Other Day"

by very hot man January 10, 2020

custom wood burning

a titkok cult worshipping @customwoodburning

that custom wood burning titkok account be lit af dude

by taylorswift4life13 June 28, 2021

up against the wood

On the edge of your ability or capacity. Literal definition comes from being right up against a wood railing or wall with no where to go. Typically refers to being pressured, busy or at your limit.

This project has me up against the wood this week.

by seattleslang January 9, 2015