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monkey-pissed

adjective: Angry

When a person is pushed past the point of extreme anger - because nothing in the world is working as it should - to the point where all the person can do is hop around, yell, urinate on the floor, and throw feces.
Vernon: Hey man, what's up?

Matt: Work is sucking the soul out of me, my computer just got the blue screen of death, the stock market crashed again, and I just bit my tongue. My blueberry yogurt in the fridge is the only good thing in my life.

Vernon: Natalie just ate it.

Matt: I'm so monkey-pissed right now.
by Mattydreads1 May 6, 2010
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pissed mist

A general feeling of mass anger, malaise, or depression that simultaneously affects everyone in a room, dwelling, or community.

Alternatively spelled "pissedmist"
Everyone's depressed today, must be some sort of pissed mist going around.
by Mod Eschar July 11, 2022
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Piss noodle

The first piss after a really great cum
After last night's orgy, I had a truly impressive piss noodle.
by Steve_Bruscheti October 25, 2022
mugGet the Piss noodlemug.

your not on piss

'Bruv your not on piss'
by BigD12 March 12, 2020
mugGet the your not on pissmug.

squid pisses

the urban dictionary mods that won't accept my new, and better definition for Javier. he's a god and you're all too coward to admit it.
by ooga booga kachigga July 3, 2018
mugGet the squid pissesmug.

Piss target

The small flecks of shit left by someone else that stick on the bowl that must be pissed on to try and remove
I unleashed my whole bladder on this sucker but couldn’t get rid of that piss target
by Kavorks December 27, 2019
mugGet the Piss targetmug.

hangover piss

The piss you take the day after partying... Marked by an amber color due to massive dehydration
Person 1: Dude, took the hangover piss already.. i need some fucking water.
Person 2: Word.
by mastasippa December 20, 2014
mugGet the hangover pissmug.

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