by captaindigi November 2, 2018
Get the going offmug. Smoke off (n.):
A smoke off is a true test of manhood, an activity to seperate men from boys. Consider it the "March Madness" of getting high. A smoke off is called simply by saying "Smo smo smoke off", or if everyone is already baked out of their minds you may use "Mo mo moke off" (see moke off). Those who reply by again saying "Smo smo smoke off" will surely be put to the cannabis challenge as bowl after bowl after bowl is packed and smoked. The last man standing has truly earned the right to be called a gentleman, a scholar, and a stoner.
A smoke off is a true test of manhood, an activity to seperate men from boys. Consider it the "March Madness" of getting high. A smoke off is called simply by saying "Smo smo smoke off", or if everyone is already baked out of their minds you may use "Mo mo moke off" (see moke off). Those who reply by again saying "Smo smo smoke off" will surely be put to the cannabis challenge as bowl after bowl after bowl is packed and smoked. The last man standing has truly earned the right to be called a gentleman, a scholar, and a stoner.
Stoner 1: "Smo smo smoke off pussies, I'm not even high"
Stoners 2-7: "Smo smo smoke off"
An hour or so later
Dead silence as surely everyone has given into the true power of pot and has passed out where they sat during the smoke off.
Stoners 2-7: "Smo smo smoke off"
An hour or so later
Dead silence as surely everyone has given into the true power of pot and has passed out where they sat during the smoke off.
by JJ, Bmill, Cody, Josh, Chunk, Beans, Nick January 7, 2006
Get the Smoke offmug. Like when i have my period. Or when I'm away, or when he finds out that I'm fucking his hott sexy brother in the next room.
by Pussy got everythang August 20, 2003
Get the jacking offmug. by Baylis December 29, 2008
Get the Hot Offmug. Verb.
Memeing off is the act of surfing memes for a short period of time whilst one should be performing another task; similar to masturbatory acts.
Memeing off is the act of surfing memes for a short period of time whilst one should be performing another task; similar to masturbatory acts.
Bob: "My boss caught me memeing off at work."
Alice: "OH, shit, Bob. What happened?"
Bob: "He just laughed and walked off shaking his head. He's cool."
Alice: "OH, shit, Bob. What happened?"
Bob: "He just laughed and walked off shaking his head. He's cool."
by PacketLost June 28, 2015
Get the memeing offmug. by Tall depressed Asian kid February 8, 2017
Get the pak offmug. by Ridin' Dirtay March 1, 2009
Get the Slam Offmug.