boat feelings

That weird emotional state where you feel unanchored, unsure, or just kinda... floating through life. Like, you're not drowning, but you're not exactly steering the ship either. You're just out there. In the vibes. On the emotional open sea.

That post-vacation, pre-back-to-work limbo? Boat feelings.
That 2 a.m. stare-at-the-ceiling moment? Boat feelings.
That “do I want to break up or just nap?” vibe? Boat. Feelings.

See also:
drifting • liminal space • soft existential crisis • main character in a coming-of-age indie film

Not to be confused with:
Sea sickness (though emotional nausea may apply)
"You good?"
"Yeah, just got some boat feelings. You know how it is."
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Sail Boating

Swimming on your back while having a massive erection.
"Dude, did you see Jenny in her new bikini at the pool?"
"Yeah man, I saw her while I was practicing my backstrokes. She had me Sail Boating."
by Sarpa May 26, 2016
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Sail boating

The act of farting against the scrotum during Anal sex, turning it into a spinnaker sail.
After a delicious taco Tuesday meal, she took me sail boating
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Tug boat

She had no titties to motor boat so I had to give her a tug boat
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Boner Boat

A term used to describe an extremely attractive woman
by Tha juice is loose June 05, 2011
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Boat Hand

A rather robust wiener or penis on a Frenchman in Quebec.
AnakynSky Traker has a fucking boat hand between his legs!!!!
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Boat floating

When you’ve been drinking the night before , then you wake up and have one drink and get fucked up.
We went so hard last night, this mimosas got me boat floating.
by Yololit July 20, 2019
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