Chinese cum gun

putting anal beads in your penis, jerking off, busting, then pulling the anal beads out and the semen being launched on the female taint
my wife was tired of using them so she let me use them! MAN i love the Chinese cum gun
by queer cum guzzler December 07, 2022
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the smelly machine gun

When you drop a fart and it sounds like a machine gun and smells like Rotorua.
by Plummdogg January 10, 2021
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Muddy snow gun

A sexual act involving two participants wherein participant A lays down on their back with their legs over their head. Participant B places a mound of cocaine on the anus of participant A and positions their nose over it. Participant A then proceeds to blast a powerful shart out of their anus, propelling a shit-laced cloud of cocaine into the nose of participant B.
Larry, being an enthusiastic enjoyer of sniffing farts and doing cocaine, deciced to combine the two and try a muddy snow gun with a local prostitute.
by Fluffy42 September 03, 2021
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Crazed Gun men

A man with no manners who runs around shooting people left, right and centre for fun until law inforcement groups rock up.
Man 1: "He's got a gun!"
Man 2: "No! even worse, he's a 'Crazed Gun men'"
Man 3: "I like the game chess"
by MEGAZOR August 17, 2009
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John Wayne's gun

A female whom in the past & present has been involved in a gastronomical amount of sexual acts or intercourse involving a man's penis.
"Man, that Jenny Smegbreath chick is such a whore, she's been cocked more times than John Wayne's gun!"
by Nigey Mc August 27, 2009
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Jellied my gun

A term used while shooting a gun, America doesn't have ''jam'' so this is the best alternative.
by CowboyMcCowboyface, December 15, 2020
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mexican grease gun

A sexual act. When someone sucks your dick while you are standing and reaches around and pats air in your ass crack with their hand.
by Johnny31 July 19, 2018
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