Glass Muffin

A "glass muffin" or also known as a "swan hole" is a contemporary but subtle meaning for a fragile female genitals. The male will try to inserts the penis into the female's glass muffin, but the vagina will just redden, bleed and shoot out stools.

Hal- Dude Jamie had a freking glass muffin when i was banging her.

Drew- Weak man.....

by SexFace69 April 25, 2010

tinted muffin

a faggot. person who prefers their own gender. total creepy face.

"Dude, Travis just bought some gay porn, he is such a tinted muffin!"

by xxxheraldface December 4, 2007

Punk Muffin

a person who plays pranks and steals tv remotes

they are being punk muffins! they stole my tv remote

by punkmuff May 11, 2010

Corn-muffin

n attractive tourist from the Midwest.

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

bitch muffin

A small person that looks like a rat, tends to have a bitchy attitude and takes pleasure in judging other people's appearance.

That tiny bitch muffin just judged my outfit. I feel self-conscious now.

by VanillaIsMyBro May 13, 2011

Goose Muffin

A person that has the characteristics of a muffin, a goose and an idiot.

After an idiot act by Matt
Vincent: Matt you Goose Muffin!

by Wakkers May 26, 2010

muffin

Something that J.G and R.S wanted me to make a def of.
Also slang for a cunt.
i.e Cunt muffin

I cant belive I have to do a def for muffin!
God, that guy is such a Cunt Muffin.

by rach April 7, 2005