Richard Spencer is my cuck muffin.
by Whoevertypedthatbsup August 18, 2017
The state of having exposed fat hanging over the tops of both your shirt and pants as a result of knowingly wearing clothing that is too tight and revealing. Usually used in reference to over-weight women trying to pick up guys in low-rise jeans and tube-tops..
Guy 1: "Dude, that fat chick needs to put some clothes on!"
Guy 2: "Yea, she's totally got The Double Muffin goin' on."
Guy 1: "I think i'm gunna blow chunks!"
Guy 2: "Yea, she's totally got The Double Muffin goin' on."
Guy 1: "I think i'm gunna blow chunks!"
by Nick Purpura November 03, 2008
A small person that looks like a rat, tends to have a bitchy attitude and takes pleasure in judging other people's appearance.
by VanillaIsMyBro April 22, 2011
A professional boxer who's only purpose is to become a KO victim. One with no skills and looks the part.
John Ruiz was beaten by at least 10 muffin fighters in the last few years and he actually holds a heavyweight championship belt!
by Lyle Richard July 22, 2005
A "glass muffin" or also known as a "swan hole" is a contemporary but subtle meaning for a fragile female genitals. The male will try to inserts the penis into the female's glass muffin, but the vagina will just redden, bleed and shoot out stools.
by SexFace69 April 25, 2010
by Wakkers May 26, 2010