Tit Muffin

A term of endearment

You are my tit muffin

by wjp22892 May 2, 2008

Glass Muffin

A "glass muffin" or also known as a "swan hole" is a contemporary but subtle meaning for a fragile female genitals. The male will try to inserts the penis into the female's glass muffin, but the vagina will just redden, bleed and shoot out stools.

Hal- Dude Jamie had a freking glass muffin when i was banging her.

Drew- Weak man.....

by SexFace69 April 25, 2010

muffin fighter

A professional boxer who's only purpose is to become a KO victim. One with no skills and looks the part.

John Ruiz was beaten by at least 10 muffin fighters in the last few years and he actually holds a heavyweight championship belt!

by Lyle Richard August 13, 2005

Punk Muffin

a person who plays pranks and steals tv remotes

they are being punk muffins! they stole my tv remote

by punkmuff May 11, 2010

Corn-muffin

n attractive tourist from the Midwest.

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

bitch muffin

A small person that looks like a rat, tends to have a bitchy attitude and takes pleasure in judging other people's appearance.

That tiny bitch muffin just judged my outfit. I feel self-conscious now.

by VanillaIsMyBro May 13, 2011

muffin

Something that J.G and R.S wanted me to make a def of.
Also slang for a cunt.
i.e Cunt muffin

I cant belive I have to do a def for muffin!
God, that guy is such a Cunt Muffin.

by rach April 7, 2005