Your morning boner, for boys.
by jiminsloml May 20, 2022
Get the Morning Woodmug. by nextscv January 8, 2012
Get the morning stewmug. by Pasta is my champ May 22, 2018
Get the Good morning god blessmug. Every morning, at the start of each day, young, healthy males get jacked up on testosterone, prompting them to be more aggressive, sexual, and virile. The Morning Peak is also often the cause of "morning wood", A.K.A waking up with an erection.
Don: "Dude, Marnie said you yelled at her this morning for asking what you wanted for breakfast..."
Dan: "Sorry, man. Morning Peak had me actin' like a gorilla!"
Dan: "Sorry, man. Morning Peak had me actin' like a gorilla!"
by Infinitussy September 7, 2025
Get the Morning Peakmug. I got a feeling that it’s gonna be a wonderful day the sun and sky has a smile on its face and he’s shining a salute to the American race!
by GivemethyswordNOWW May 17, 2023
Get the Good morning USAmug. Wake up next to the love of your life cuddle have some effortless sex nothing to bizarre get up make coffee. Kids wake up come through sit on the bed you talk start your day.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd April 25, 2020
Get the Morning glorymug. The worst form of language ever spoken, if someone ever wishes this to you they are wishing that you die, this phrase is illegal in most civilized countries, Never say this to anyone at all, It is a retelling of the phrase 'Good Mourning' meaning the mourning from your' family after you die
"Good Morning," said Jimmy to Joey, Joey then died because of the hate this ensued, Jimmy was then sent to a juvenile detention centre where he is currently spending 18 life sentences.
by TheEducatedTriangle April 5, 2022
Get the Good Morningmug.