Where the table lands

“Where the table lands,” refers to allowing things to happen naturally and accepting the outcome, without trying to change it.

Him: Can we talk later?
Her: I’ll be back in about two hours.
Him: Ok, we’ll see where the table lands then.

by ETENKHF February 15, 2025

Joobie Land

A place where Joobie goes to eat.
It could be magical, it could not be.
Only Joobie really knows.

Can we eat at Joobie land?

by Joobie Snoobie June 13, 2018

DEI Landing

DEI Landing is when a plane crashes or is in an accident while being flown by an unqualified pilot who only got the job because of skin color or gender.

Did you see that Delta DEI Landing in Toronto where the plane flipped upside down?

by WombCrusher February 18, 2025

The LAnd

The LAnd is Los Angeles, this is why the “LA” is capitalized.

1:Where you from?

2: I’m from the LAnd, what’s the deal?

by Tiktok @.Plarz January 23, 2024

lawn sign land mine

Lawn Sign Land Mine is a game that takes place in Ontario Canada around Election time. The point of the game is to remove the metal wire frames that hold up and election sign on somebody's lawn, bend it into an arch, and place it into the road in the middle of the lane. When a car runs over it, it makes a loud screeching sound and alerts the driver. This is obviously an act of illegal mischief and should not be tried at home. Lawn Sign Land Mine is a sport that practitioners of Darkour play for fun.

I just threw two Lawn Sign Land Mine's on the road and Cops ran them both over!

by viJilance December 2, 2015

land

canadas wonderland just shortened

"yo bro u wanna reach land saturday?"

by i2kl September 5, 2023

deems land

The place you go to when you blast off on DMT. Other sources, such as spiritual ones, may call it "the other side" or even "the museum of conciouseness.".

Dude, you would never believe what I saw in deems land last night.

by Steinchug September 25, 2017