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Conference Kissing

...where more than two people are involved in kissing each other simultaneously. Like a 3-way-call or a conference call, they performed a conference kiss.
They got so wasted last night and were conference kissing.
by Tariq&Derek December 22, 2008
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butterfly kisses

The female version of NAMBLA. Don't let the innocent-sounding name fool you, they advance basically the same agenda as NAMBLA: Equal rights for pedophiles. Although, statistically speaking, female pedophiles are something of a rarity, so Butterfly Kisses probably isn't as big a threat to common sense as NAMBLA is. Still, most logical people will abhor pedophilia, and as such they will look down on any organization that promotes such behavior.

Some would say that EVERYONE deserves equal rights, even pedophiles, but I don't think that's a very rational point of view. The great majority of small children don't understand sex in the slightest, so they can't really consent to it. Besides, having sex (or attempting it) with someone at age 6 or so can lead to SEVERE psychological complications further down the road.
Person A: "Say, what's Butterfly Kisses? Sounds like a touchy-feely New Age thing."

Person B: "They're female pedophiles seeking equal rights, despite the fact that it contradicts the law and society's moral standards."

Person A: "They're humans too, they deserve the same rights as everyone else."

Person B: "They DO enjoy those rights, but fucking kids isn't one of them. That's deplorable. The child would undoubtedly be hurt and confused afterwards. Hell, a good number of serial killers were raped or had sexual advances made on them as kids and cited it as a mitigating factor in their killings."
by Mephianse July 31, 2008
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Camel kiss

When you kiss someone on the cheek with your entire mouth open, then close the lips for the actual kiss, similar to how a camel would kiss you.
"Last night Rocky camel kissed me with his entire mouth!"
by Space Wrangler June 1, 2009
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moose kiss

verb: to press one's hairy ass cheeks in someone else's face in a derisive, nonsexual fashion. The kiss is regularly dry, though if a fart is expelled during the kiss it is termed 'breezy;' worse still is the 'wet' moose kiss, where more than gas is expelled
Did you see the MTV movie awards last night? Sasha Baron Cohen, in his Bruno character, TOTALLY moose kissed that douche Eminem! Do you think it was a dry, breezy or wet one?!
by ignignokt6 June 2, 2009
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gypsys kiss

slang for having a wee!
I could just do with a gypsys kiss
by Boothenangel September 27, 2003
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jada kiss

rapper who is from new york also known as d-block. Is cureently in a rap fued with 50 cent and gunit. ill rapper.
"why is Jada kiss as hard as it gets, why is the rap game designed to keep the artist in debt."
by cory tee May 2, 2005
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Gypsy Kiss

A Gypsy Kiss is when someone inhales from a cigarette/joint/etc., and exhales into another person's mouth.
"I'm so high from the Gypsy Kiss he gave me."
by DeadAlleyEater December 18, 2012
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