Your mum

1. An utterly stupid and terrible response to a comment or insult when someone cannot think of a comeback.

"You are so racist!"
"Your mums racist"

by Jarrow767 March 11, 2015

your mom

an insult you use to someone you dont like or you just want them to leave you alone

Carrie:Hey kid!
Sarah:hey
Carrie:your bf doesnt call you as much as mine calls me..
Sarah:Well....YOUR MOM!
Carrie:your dad!

by Sarah March 7, 2004

your mum

your mum

oi Charlie cuz your mum blud

by gullyguyleo November 20, 2016

That's your mom

Lame comeback used in a pinch when no other witty retort can be thought up

Tom:"You need a shower you smell like a steaming heap of quivering cunt yeast!" Bob:"Oh yeah well.... That's your mom!"

by ursquishy April 27, 2011

your face

an ugly thing that is attached to your head that you breath, see, taste, and smell with.

guy#1:what's this ugly thing in the mirror?
guy#2:your face.
guy#1:ooooohhhhhhh.

by hp's gf October 26, 2009

Your Face!

Your face is a generic comeback/put down that is very versatile no matter what the scenario.

Your face!
Your face is a pain in the ass!

by Lichten Schliemann June 27, 2012

your couch

most commonly reserved for friends or siblings who are bound to fail at life and they know it.

Josh: Sweet I won the lotto!

Sam: Your couch!

Greg: FML

by hahaFtwnow September 11, 2009