hammer-gleagand

the level of drunk where u want to see balls smashed by a hammer.

"Bro that guys is hammer-gleagand AF."

by DzyzyzyD May 22, 2018

hammer

a big mistake. A catostrophe of epic proportions that will cause the responsible party to get in serious trouble. From the shortened phrase "you would have been better off to throw a hammer into it!"

Ex 1 Dude, you really hammered last night...you need to stay at my place while the dust settles?

Ex 2 "What happened to Joe?"
"He got fired because he hammered the big order."

by stasis___ January 27, 2007

Hammer the Daddy Pipe

A vasectomy

My appointment to hammer the daddy pipe is tomorrow. Wish me luck!

by WennyDC November 12, 2024

Hammer-fist / Hammer fist

Noun (hammer fist): a striking technique where the attacker's fist is clenched, and the force is applied with the side part of the hand instead of the knuckles

Verb (hammer-fist): the act of performing a hammer fist

Khabib performed a ground-and-pound, taking the other guy to the ground and hammer-fisting the shit out of him.

(Including "hammer-fist / hammer fist" in parentheses because the Urban Dictionary won't let me publish it unless it's said here and I don't feel like using that whole phrase in the example.)

by kxnakoa April 10, 2024

Full of Hammers

ADJ

1.- To tell many lies or untruths.
2.To be inebriated to a point of rambling.

Origin Hitchin Hertfordshire 2011

"i don't believe a word of that, you're full of hammers matey"

"Went out, saw a few friends got full of hammers and came home early the next day"

by redc85 January 16, 2014

Girl hammer

It's any item that you improvised to use as a hammer.

Jennie: hey, do you have a hammer I can use?
Alex: no, but you can use my girl hammer
Jennie: ... Girl, that's your grandma's fucking urn.

by Dcharliefox December 11, 2024

Van hammer

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holy shit ike really wants this van hammer

by ikesa May 1, 2022