The Hammer

The hammer is an insulting sequence of words, backed by fact beyond reasonable doubt, which leaves the recipient speechless and without a comeback.

The dropping of the hammer should always be used with great discretion.

1. Guy: Why are you so ugly?
Girl: Same reason your penis is so small.
Random witness: *raises hand over head as if holding a hammer* "THE HAMMER!"

2. Randy has been dropping hammers all day.

by JD4thebest October 25, 2012

Hammer Nap

instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.

Also know as a Doug.R. Nap

Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."

by SuperBeagle August 27, 2013

bloom hammer

when your drunk and giving head

she was so bloom hammered last night!

by iamadictonary March 1, 2011

Whipper hammer knocker

When a whippersnapper beats up a hammerknocker.

Britney beating up Mike!

Britney is the whipper hammer knocker.

by britneyyyyyy October 13, 2011

half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.

"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"

by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011

bullish engulfing hammer

A reversal so monumental that it marked the change in the markets and society.Hammer candles represent a day so good because it started out okay then got so bad it was horrendous and then reversed so hard the it was a major positive day. A bullish engulfing candle started out below yesterdays low and the overcame all of yesterday to go higher than yesterdays high. Now both at the same time. *

* Is it just me or is the title "Higher than Yesterdays High" a good motto

The bullish engulfing hammer candle made me serious money.

by Bullish Engulfing Hammer October 30, 2023

Alabama Bone Hammer

A type of hammer, used by the people of Alabama, to break the bones of unsuspecting victims.

T-Roy certainly taught that man a lesson with his Alabama Bone Hammer.

by Master P’s Theater November 5, 2023