Girlfriend

Passive aggressive attacks and you using my vernacular... The world is basically my girlfriend at this point....

Hym "Hahaha! You're practically my girlfriend! Come on honey, throw daddy some booty."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage

June 26th is national give your girlfriend a massage.

Me- Did you heart today is June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage?

fred- No fr?

Me- Yeahhh i better get home to give my girl a massage haha

fred- Me too bro

by renegaderadar June 26, 2020

National Buy Your Girlfriend A Book Day

Buy your girlfriend a book.

a day where you go buy your girlfriend a book she wants.

"hey, its National Buy Your Girlfriend A Book Day let's go buy me one!"

by littlegirllovesmsut September 16, 2022

Get your girlfriend Chick-Fil-A day

on August 9th, go and buy your girlfriend her favorite order from Chick-Fil-A!

Hey Bobby, did you get Casie food for Get Your Girlfriend Chick-Fil-A Day??

by TaMaEl November 3, 2020

hyunjins real girlfriend

hyunjins real girlfriend is andrea.(hhjmenu)

hyunjins real girlfriend is andrea

by andrea yeaaaa October 17, 2020

lincoln's girlfriend

Apparently an insult according to my girlfriends sister. Idek

Your acting like lincoln's girlfriend Amber!!

by Retarded Ogre May 24, 2020

National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day

7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.

One stormy night on the Seventh of August;

Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!

by I look like a bookshelf August 7, 2023