Crazy Fingers

Refering to a teenager who likes to finger her self

kid 1- Hey man i saw jessica yesterday
kid 2- Oh yeah
Kid 1- Yeah i walked into her house and she was siting there drilling herself
kid 2- Wow no way
kid 1- She deifintly crazy fingers

by Jaylen95 August 12, 2009

Finger Pilot

1. A guy who, whilst being straight, enjoys a finger in his rectum during sexual relations. Also known as a Walnut Tickler

2. A person who enjoys putting his/her finger in other peoples anuses.

"You gotta try it at least once, bro.. It's the shizzle, she jams it up there and tickles your walnut"

"You're such a finger pilot, cuz Cliff."

by Dan Wilder April 29, 2008

Middle Finger

Physical hand gesture that usually means wordfuck you. wordKK and wordDoom use this all the time.

The deaf man couldn't hear what his wordasshole nieghbor was saying, so he just displayed the middle finger.

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

Finger-Blasting

When one blows up another’s phone with messages.

Callie stop finger-blasting me! I’m in class!

by TStone98 January 1, 2018

Fingered It Out

The A-HA! moment. When everything goes right, you fingered it out!

Hey homie, I finally fingered it out why this chick is all over me.

by Seth The Wagonmaker January 26, 2010

Stupid fingers

Stupid fingers is used in reference to someone who has difficulty with small tasks that require competent use of their fingers, such as typing, knots, putting small parts together, etc.

Not to be used when someone has trouble with something that requires very skilled use of their fingers, such as an playing an instrument.

Kevin types so slowly, he must have stupid fingers.

Scott definitely has stupid fingers, did you see how long he took to untie that knot?

by Sroy May 15, 2010

Dick Fingers

Air quotes, when done to be a dick.

McCain's air quotes, or "Dick Fingers"as we call them, don't just apply to energy independence, or assault weapons, or economic policy; they could really be applied to any issue. - John Stuart.

by Annamul March 13, 2009