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cat face

Cat face has a big cat face, with the body of a cat, and the face of a cat, and he flies through the air because he's got a cat face.

Basically one giant head and a little body, cat face is a minimally anthropomorphic cat which can talk in a French accent but thinks that moths are legal tender and that rubbing something with his face makes it his. Gives sage advice to those that need it. Also tends to be a bit long-winded.
*looking for something to eat*
Cat face: There is no ash flavored with fish in here. There is no poopy wood products favored with beef. What is this? This is no good for me. I must go to the shops, yes.

Cat face: See? I'm rubbing you. There you go. You safe in here. You belong to me.
Old lady: This is a lovely room dearie, but I need to go get my pension.

How about those ash treats shaped like a fish, so you are under the illusion you are eating a fish, but you are not. You are eating the ash.
Store clerk: Not today, no.
Cat face: But ash is very important in my diet! And to my people too! What are you, some sort of catist? That's right, yes, I said it.
Store clerk: We've got real meat treats you kn...
Cat face: You are very funny. You talk, but all I hear is silliness.

Cat face: Cleaning products should be bought from a store, kids, not for the silly prices on your doorstep. 4.99 for scrubbing gloves? What are they made of, huh, diamonds? You should hope not, because that would be scratchy, like my claw.
by Kevin March 6, 2009
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all over her face

A quick, simple and discreet way of describing to somebody else that you you cum all over her face. You make eye contact with a friend, hold your hand to your face and make a circular motion indicating you'd cover her face in cum.
Tom: Hey, Jeff, look at the chick in the tube top(makes circular motion over face with hand). All over her face, right?
Jeff: Yeah.
by Barney Johnson December 17, 2007
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nice face

The standard comeback to any sarcastic compliment. That is, "nice" should be changed to match the adjective they happened to use.
Ha, nice shirt.
Nice FACE.

I like your hair. *snicker.
I like your face. *snicker.
by Lauraaaaaaa September 9, 2005
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Misery Face

A guy who is antisocial, and when speaking makes certain peoples faces hurt.

Has great qualities in guilt tripping and a tendency to linger in the past.

He expresses his feelings in some with wittly named bebo posts.

He also likes music wayyyy to much!
by Knife Artist October 13, 2009
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unisex face

used to describe a person that you can't really tell if they are a man or a woman.
person 1: "um, i can't tell if thats a man or a woman.."
person 2: "me neither, damn unisex face!"
by sweet-sale.com September 11, 2003
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Choker Face

Expressions displayed on the face of a male or female performing vigorous oral sex on a male with an extremely large and/or engorged cock. Characteristics of Choker Face include wide open eyes, watering eyes, stretched mouth, chipmunk cheeks and the muffled sounds of gasping for air. May also include sounds of gaging and choking once the throat is pumped with a load of jizz.
Roger loves oral sex performed on his engorged fuck knob . He especially enjoys seeing the expressions and sounds of his lover's Choker Face just prior to unloading his man juice and nutting up their throat.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
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Springtime for Hitler face

The look one has after listening to crazy right-wing propaganda. Refers to the reaction of the audience in "The Producers"
After watching Ann Coulter spew hate for an hour, I had a Springtime for Hitler face.
by deutschdemon555 August 16, 2006
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