by Vtl619 January 17, 2022

by Izackmaniac January 31, 2024

When you go to a comedy club in New York City and they have a two drink minimum, so you drink a few Budweiser’s and a vodka cran, and the bill comes to $70 so you just say fuck that and walk out.
“Damn I can’t believe they tried to charge us $70 for four beers and two mixed drinks. That’s why we did a drink n dash
by ThatOneGuy6977 January 10, 2020

by Cheburik August 1, 2024

An individual who has obtained a PhD in mixology, with an emphasis in tropical flavor and aesthetics.
by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023

by 459395 March 6, 2022

Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?
Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?
Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!
by Porque Me Buscan September 27, 2020
