Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name

Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched

by Phlip_side September 12, 2018

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Ding Dong

A British exclamatory term of excitement, usually paired with an OK hand sign.

Associated with being offered alcohol, pizza, cheese or drugs.

(When high, the phrase is vocalised with a high-pitched voice, imitating a woman's voice).

Alternatively, "ding that dong" is a term indicating the action of just doing any random, good thing.

"Charlie, I got some leftover pizza? You want some?"
"Don't mind if I do, ding dong!"

by ludithottie October 24, 2017

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deep dong

When a man sticks his penis so far In a woman's ass that his scrotum
Touches her vagina.

I deep donged your mom last night an she squealed like a pig.

by Nuthole May 21, 2017

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Dong Driven

Someone who's mind is focused on getting "donged"

Kenny accused his girl of being dong driven, so she slashed his tires

by Denaenae April 27, 2010

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alvin dong

A male usually with a height of around 5"3 - 5"5. They typically have large thighs which are very often touched by others though the Alvin usually doesn't like it. Friends with Ayman Saleh, Mo Amkieh, Sam Mattinson, Jake Beament, Johannes Hansen and Luke Burns. Alvin's are into very strange things like hentai such as "Overflow" and "Boku no Pico". He also loves proning. (Mods ik u see this plz let me post this it'll be funny with my friends <3)

Alvin Dong exclaimed "I'm being raped!!!"

by alvin dong September 23, 2024

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