fuck a duck

fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
masturbate with a snake
sunning at the zoo

by NSR April 30, 2003

duck butter

the pasty, sticky film that builds up between the leg and nutsack when engaged in strenuous activity

Scott worked out for two hours and wiped the handful of duck butter from his leg and slapped Bennett in the face with it.

by Shiggity shiggity shwa September 12, 2003

The Donald Duck

When two gay guys rub their nutsacks together.

"Last night, we did the donald duck, and we loved it.

by Andrew Trivett January 14, 2008

mud duck

a very ugly person, regardless of race or gender

Man that guy was a mud duck.

by The Return of Light Joker May 8, 2008

duck rice

The outcome of killing a duck for dinner by feeding it dry rice.

A food people eat when they can't get chicken rice.

Awww, no chicken? Just give me duck rice then.

by Amayanoir May 4, 2009

ducking off

Can mean you are jerking off, or you are not going to talk for awhile. Use it for whatever you feel like though because it just sounds cool.

I’m ducking off.
Guys I’m ducking off.
I just haven’t been able to stop ducking off.

He hasn't shut up, I thought he said he was ducking off.
Is that guy going to China, or is he just ducking off?

by BoredonaPlane January 9, 2020

downward duck

When a girl is laying naked the guy licks her vagina in a position in which a duck goes under water to eat, you replicate that except you go down for pussy

I was going so hard like a downward duck last night.

by peytonisbig January 31, 2018