Colonizing It

The act of sticking a shank in your penis and stroking it

"I'm colonizing it, Stan!!! I'm colonizing it!!"

by muttburgers May 6, 2025

Colonizing It

The act of sticking a shank into your penis (see 'Sounding') and stroking it.

"I'm colonizing it, Stan. I'm colonizing it!!!"

by muttburgers May 6, 2025

: (Colon)

A punctuation mark used to break apart a sentence.

That party was fun: (Colon) I can't believe that happened.

by 3DVoid May 11, 2025

Colon colonizer

A man that engages in sexual activity with another man with or without consent.

Fleece Johnson a well known colon colonizer was nick named The Booty Warrior.

by Mikodo May 22, 2025

Colonial girl

i.e. any Gen Z'er or Gen Y'er who espouses the now obsolete & prejudiced views of her parents, grandparents & ancestors, etc. who likely profiteered financially, socially & culturally from colonialism, yet presenting a facade of inclusivity and progressiveness through appropriation, by attending yoga lessons, drinking matcha lattes and eating avocado toast with their parents' money.

The pseudo socialites of London were in their colonial girl eras, organising summer vacations to the hoary and sinister lands of the swarthy skinned uncouth, to bring with them enlightenment...financed by their wealthy fathers...lacking only in manpower from human rights and labour legislation that no longer permitted indentured servitude...

by BitchfinderGeneral June 7, 2025

Colonoquist

A person that manges to express an uninformed opinion or incorrect information and attempts to attribute the source facts elsewhere. Someone who talks out their ass.

Dave is such a talented colonoquist, you can almost hear the bullshit in stereo.

by Fritz Von RiffRaff June 24, 2025

Colonial Middle School

A place where you can smell miami mint geek bar mixed with period blood at all times! and maybe learn sometimes but thats rare for this school. its filled with a bunch of lafayette hill preppy lululemon wearing girls, conshy and plymouth ppl who try to be ghetto, whites who say the n-word, weed smokers, and drug doers. unless you wanna go to a school where their is 5 fights in one day, do NOT recommend.

person 1: where do you go to school
cms student: fuck is u talking about bitch ima bitch slap yo ass
person 2: you must go to colonial middle school!

by orange_love374 July 16, 2025