A male bartender with a poor attitude and looking to stop the party. The attitude is usually due in part to the guy being a total douche. They all come from the same background, nerds for their whole youth and now hold a position of power over "the cool kids" at the bar by having the authority to "cut you off" or "put you on hold". They are easy to identify...
spray on tans, shirts that are too small and frosted tips.
The female version is known as bar vag.
spray on tans, shirts that are too small and frosted tips.
The female version is known as bar vag.
Me and my friends went out for some drinks last night. We were having a killer time until the bar cock cut us off. We still had a good time and some good laughs at his expense and hit another bar. I guess he didn't like being called a bar cock.
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In back to back weeks the heavily Favored South Carolina Gamecocks blow a late 14 point lead against Kentucky and Missouri, that is a full blown Cock-Flop!
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Obviously talking or even fighting wouldn't have settled the argument so I challenged him to a cock-off. I won.
by Slaney October 3, 2006
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