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Coffin

A regular automobile such as a Honda Accord or a Toyota Camry. The name refers not to the safety of the car but to the fact that the people driving them don't really live. They are already dead.
My mom wanted to buy a coffin but my dad would let her.
by Joe Iron February 16, 2008
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dublin coffman

A) A Columbus suburb off of I-270 that's racist as Hell, and still gets pwned by black/white schools like Reynoldsburg
B) A school where the girls give you head in the cafeteria and parking lot, so much so that they had to have an assembly on why giving BJ's in the parking lot is bad... in otherwords, it's a rich little whore-house of a town
A) Damn, that school is so Coffman, they still talk head after getting worked over

B) You wanna get your meat wet? Go over to Coffman, they'll set you straight
by Pwnage April 21, 2005
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Brazilain coffe filter

when you ejaculate into a womens (or mans) hair and it goes threw onto the girl(orguys) chest
Brazilain coffe filter
by steve-o jr November 8, 2006
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Coffee Pot

Tea bagging someone so hard they taste it in the morning
Bob: Man what the hell happened to you??

Matt: I got coffee potted and now this taste won't go away!!
by Death's design September 11, 2010
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coffeeness

The state or degree of coffeeish qualities.
The coffeeness of Kara's shop was almost tangible.
by Zhou November 13, 2004
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coffeehead

A coffeehead is someone who enjoys drinking 6 to 7 cups of coffee a day, preferably in a cafe with their laptop so everyone can see them write.

Coffeeheads can usually be picked out doing:
- buying coffee
- dressing like their grandma/grandpa
- smoking cigarettes
- listening to somewhat indie music that no one has ever heard of, but plays constantly in cafes
- petting a fat cat
- reading/writing a novel
and things along those lines

Coffeeheads can usually be picked out wearing:
- mocassins
- skinny jeans that aren't too tight
- sweater vests/cardigans
- thick frame glasses
- some form of a beret
- a laptop/camera bag
- flannels
- scarfs (for men and women)
- a large purse/man bag
- tattoos and/or gauges
Chelsgay: "oh my god, i need coffee. i only had 2 cups today."
Chelsgay: "and i can't wear my mocassins because i just got my foot tattoo'd."
Chelsgay: "put on some dallas green, i need to calm down!"
Tricy: "go write a book in a cafe. you're such a fucking coffeehead, man."

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by tricyy April 19, 2009
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Coffee Belly

The aching feeling in your stomach when you drink too much coffee, particularly without eating very much food.
Oh no, I shouldn't have drunk all of that coffee before breakfast, got myself some coffee belly now.
by Angus Fern December 9, 2010
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