Christian Warrior 

A Christian, often under 25, who holds an almost monk-like dedication to a strict gospel and New Testament based lifestyle, with an emphasis on non-forceful Evangelisim. The mark of a Christian Warrior is a literal death before dishonor attitude to faith, and an open anger at church corruption. Warriors often are active in youth outreach/ministry and community orgnization, and often attend Christian-themed events. Many are also members of Christian groups such as the Silver Ring Thing. Christian Warrior culture also has some Rastafarian/urban culture influences, but those have lessened somewhat as the movement aged. The term Christian Warrior orJah Warrior, is believed to have been coined by the band P.O.D., on the album "the Fundamental Elements of Southtown."

"A Christian Warrior is often a P.O.D. fan."
"Represent, my fellow warriors!"
"I'll die before I deny Christ"

Christian Warrior by the_Informer May 8, 2008

christian

Someone that doesn't get Velvet Underground, George Carlin, or why they need to be worshipping me

Don't worry, folks, christians can be converted

christian by the epitome of greatness July 6, 2008

Christianity 

A religion that could coexist with others (Satanism)if not for the stupidity and ignorance of some of its followers. Promotes love, tolerance, and bestowing love to all, worthy or not, while Satanism focuses on more human urges. If someone spills their drink on you on purpose, you turn the other cheek and pray for them (Christianity). If someone spills their drink on you on purpose, break your glass upon their head (Satanism). Satanism promotes revenge while Christianity promotes tolerance. Long story short, believe what you want but don't force your believes on me or insult mine. Revenge comes quick and without failure.

Me- Hey, aren't you new here? Want me to show you around?
Christian Bible Thumper- You're that Satanist guy! Christianity is the only true religion, accept it or burn in The Pit <dun dun dun>.Don't get any closer or I'll through Holy Water at you!
Me- Ok well I guess I'll be getting to class now.
Christian Bible Thumper throws holy water at me and succeeds in staining my shirt.
I break his arm.

^True story, minus the Holy Water, replaced original liquid with Holy Water for effect^

Christianity by H00ker_Hunter September 17, 2006

Christianity 

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Christianity killed more people than Nazism.

Christianity by Julka June 8, 2010

Christian Atheist 

Someone who thanks God they're an atheist.

So, we know you're an atheist, but we still want to know ... are you a Christian atheist or a Muslim atheist?

Christian Atheist by Fearman November 25, 2007

Christian

A believer of the Christian faith and that Jesus is the savior.

Often closed-minded about other religions. Also, usually, has preconceptions about many things. For example, many Christians wrote harsh definitions filled with bias for the word Muslim. Also they are sometimes hypocritical.

They are also filled with many good values. For example their are sins in Christianity that forbid them from wrong-doing. Christians are usually good people.

Christian 1 - "I hate Muslims"
Christian 2 - "Yeah. But I could never kill one that would be wrong."
Christian 1 - "Agreed."

Christian by SuperKNaanMan July 8, 2011

Dirty Christian 

The act of taking scissors and cutting the balls in two ❤️

He’s so kinky he pulled a dirty Christian so I screamed and ran

Dirty Christian by Shmile🤪 August 22, 2019