Chode Cut 

Chode Cut: A vegetable cutting technique that slices vegetables into short, thick strips, similar to a julienne but with a reduced length (approximately 1/2 inch to 1 inch). It’s preferred for peppers and green beans to maintain a hearty bite and works well for carrots, squash, and zucchini, offering a balance of texture and even cooking in various preparations.

Chef Jeff really nailed the Chode Cut on the Haricots Verts. Thats not an easy task and too many people are afraid to try.

Chode Cut by Aoudad March 24, 2025

chode maxxing 

The act of unapologetically embracing and enhancing one's inner (and outer) chode energy to absurd, often grotesque levels—usually for attention, dominance, or ironic self-expression. Can include behaviors like flexing micro gains, wearing compression shorts in non-athletic settings, or acting like an alpha while clearly being a beta.

"Bro showed up to brunch in pit-v stained tank top, talked about his crypto losses for an hour, and called it a 'grindset.' Straight up chode maxxing."

chode maxxing by revolade April 9, 2025

Chode Butter 

Used to describe the diary derived spreadable fat compound found within most refrigerators. In the Midwest and East coast it is more commonly shaped into thin and long stick that measures to a half cup when liquified. Chode butter is found from the Rocky Mountains to the west coast. Unlike its midwestern counterpart, the shape of Chode Butter is unique because it is shorter and thicker while retaining the same half cup measurement. While locally they are known as “stubbies”, Chode butter is used the term by eastern transplants and objectively the better term.

(Pronounced: Ch-oh-d But-er) (Noun) (origin: English-midwestern USA transplant).

Person A (midwestern) : Hey I’m about to do some baking do you have any sticks of butter?

Person B (Pacific Northwestern): “no but we have this” *presents Chode Butter*
A: “…. wtf , your butter is weird”
B: we’re in Denver, that’s just how butter looks here, we call them stubbies.”
A: “that is Chode Butter. In Chicago we have thinner and longer sticks.”

B: “stick size doesn’t matter, besides it’s the same 1/2 cup amount and doesn’t taste different ”
A: “did you just make a size doesn’t matter joke about chode butter?”
B: “just use the chode butter!”

A: *uses chode butter*

Chode Butter by Rev. Evergreen Woods April 17, 2025

Chode Island 

Another name for the arm pit of america Rhode Islan

They must be from Chode island

Chode Island by CountZavo May 13, 2025

Chode Island 

Another name for Rhode Island

That duesch bag is probably from Chode Island

Chode Island by CountZavo May 13, 2025

Chode God

A supreme being capable of erasing timelines with the flick of his mighty Chode. For do not seek the Chode, he will appear to you in your time of dire need. Blessed be the Chode God whose fruits bore the Chode Cannon for humanity.

The Chode God was mysterious in his power but righteous in his execution. Some times I get a stiffy just thinking about the day that he'll arrive to transform all the chodeless ones. Rejoice, brother; that day will come sooner than you think!

Chode God by DuraSanGI May 30, 2025

CHODE MUNGUS 

Worse than the “prick tease’, the Chode Mungus enjoys bringing someone close to climax, then just gets up & walks away. Male or female, the Chode Mungus’ mission is to get with someone’s penis and piss it off using any & all orifices or body parts. Once they see the erect penis, they abuse it just before orgasm, then refuse to take responsibility. “A mad penis is a good penis.” They say.

I didn’t pay her, but that prostitute just gave the best head, suddenly stopped & jumped out the truck; now that Chode Mungus has me thick as a brick!

CHODE MUNGUS by JC McGillicuddy June 20, 2025