Chinese Dietician

Someone who provides nutritional advice based on the aroma of another persons shit. Advice that is often unsolicited and unwelcome.

That Chinese dietician told me I need to eat more ____(fiber, vegetables, dairy products, etc.)

by Getbent1 December 26, 2011

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Chinese Snorlax

1. A Chinese version of the Pokémon Snorlax.

2. A typical obese Chinese person that can easily resemble a Snorlax.

1. Person A: I just caught a Chinese Snorlax.
Person B: What is a Chinese Snorlax?
Person A: It’s just Snorlax from the Chinese language version of the game Pokémon Leaf Green.

2. Student A: This obese Chinese guy kept talking about ordering food after class even though he has a homework assignment due three hours from now.
Student B: Wow!! Chinese Snorlax!

by Redfire52 December 17, 2023

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chinese stop

When someone gets out of their car at a red light to check their tires.

At the next red light I'm going to need to pull a Chinese Stop.

by Notjoking June 18, 2016

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Chinese Blank Shot

When you are having sex you are blindfolded, you cant what you are doing and so is the person who you are having sex with, when you are done you blow a load and try to jizz on her face

My girl and I did a Chinese Blank Shot, when we were done I blew a load and I accidentally missed her face, and I jizzed on my girls cat. AND GOT THE FUCK OUT OF THEIR!

by Big_Dick_boi123 March 31, 2021

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