Erect Chains

If a person is constantly brainrotting

Every time I come online my friend is already having erect chains.

by AZZILA May 22, 2025

Texas Chainsaw

When you finish in a blonde redneck and spin her round in the living room causing mass destruction to the house.

I had a bloody crazy night last night, blonde chick and a texas chainsaw…

by anonymous August 17, 2025

recursively-chained doohs

Defined as "Dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes...", a recursive chain of doohs represents a repeated exclamation of stupidity, often indicating that something is awry.

Bleebum: Rory, in the context of recursively-chained doohs, what does dooh go?
Rory: Dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh.

by Extremityman August 26, 2025

Milwaukee Chainsaw

(Noun) When a woman’s stubbly bush gives you rug burn.

“Bro did you hook up with her last night?” “Yeah and she gave me that Milwaukee Chainsaw.”

by omionous box August 31, 2025

matt chains

matt chains is the fucking best. the most creative, wonderful, beautiful, unique, inspiring, intelligent, awesome, swagalicous person ever

i was just talking to matt chains and i almost fainted because of how fucking beautiful he is

by matt_chainzz October 9, 2025

Bulgarian Chainlink

When 2 gay men put their dicks inside eachothers asshole at the same time

Adrian “yo Keith lets do a Bulgarian chainlink”
Keith “yesss! Havent done one of those is ages!”

by Dr Dingdong November 5, 2025

Soapy Chain

To have bars of soap all stringed together an inserted in one’s mouth and out their bottom and knotted at the end to be worn.

“What is he doing with all those soap bars?” “Dont worry, I’ll be wearing a soapy chain with you on it.”

by KaiFentat November 23, 2025