chris brown

an american singer well known for bashing RIHANNA!!

dont be like chris brown

by jimmy stevan October 25, 2016

chris faile

The hottest ginger alive. His dick is so long and juicy it might make your ovaries bleed. He's definitely a keeper. Also reminds you of filthy frank.

Damn, Chris Faile is looking mighty fine in that blue morph suit.

by Lildicknigga68 December 1, 2016

chris grant

When someone uses their tongue as a log splitter

Stop being a Chris grant

by Butterball99 November 8, 2015

chris shea

The stupidest kid that will graduate middle school in 2019. Also has an annoying sister

Chris Shea

by Smelly Mom October 21, 2017

british chris

The most basic of all assholes.

I met British Chris, what an asshole.

by 789col765fgh May 4, 2016

me and chris

Shipping yourself with Chris cause he's so fucking hot, cute, handsome, sexy, beautiful. Only boys are allowed to use this.

*nocontextnba posts a suspect picture*
Everyone in the comments: Me and Chris

by Luka Doncic December 23, 2020

Chris Bumstead

Daddy with the god like physique.

Every guy wants to be like him, every girl is paranoid he’ll steal their mans.

“Hey you heard of Bumstead?”
“Oh, you mean Chris Bumstead a.k.a daddy Bumstead? Yea he’s my daddy and I’ll have his children.”

by Fitnessslut November 24, 2021