Anal Porridge

A porridge like substance that is made when you try to hold in diarrhea but it leaks out and mixes with other liquids found in that area. This rancid mixture will only occur when you have swampass or duck butter and some of your sewage leaks out and mixes with it.

Bro i was at a McDonald’s bathroom and i swear someone smeared their anal porridge on the mirrors

by Swampyman May 19, 2019

anal funnel

The act of drinking alcohol (specifically beer) from the anal cavity of the opposite gender, as they shit in your mouth

Hey man, those anal funnels I did with Rebecca at Kyles party were epic!

by Oscarthebagel December 1, 2021

Anal Apocalypse

An Anal Apocalypse is when you sit on the toilet thinking that you will just take a normal shit, and you end up spending 45 minutes shitting out your end trails while everyone around you is gasping in horror at the groaning they hear through the bathroom stall doors.

On Friday Jeff had went full blown anal apocalypse, and I was around to hear it.

by Goldieloxandthe3cocks November 18, 2021

Anal gloppy

The act of picking someone up and sitting in their ass

I would love to go anal gloppy that bitch

by Red1981 March 20, 2021

anal dumplin

When a turd is smashed between your ass cheeks, flat like beef jerky and still touching the water.

I'm gawded from that anal dumpling.

by fuur December 27, 2013

Anal annihilater

One who annihilates the anus.

Patrick: dude did you here about Justin?

Brandon: yep, he's a real anal annihilater!

by Drekster April 18, 2016

Anal sprout

The Anal Cavity - also were your large numbers of bum hair occur... when they get twisted during exercise, they start to sweat in bundles, leaving a sweaty gooch marks

After working out at the gym, my friend said to me: "Gosh, my Anal sprout is tingling... feels a bit sweaty if I'm honest".

by Cam and Kit June 25, 2017