dumb fucking asshole

dumb fucking asshole one who is a dumbass and a fucking ediot more vulgar and offensive when just calling someone a dumbass is not enough
this man broke into his neighbors house and got attacked by his neighbors 6 dogs that dumb fucking asshole was lucky to escape with his life
by littlejimmie May 18, 2019
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urban dictionary assholes

urban dictionary assholes is a term for the editors of urban dictionary who can't be good sports and only publish biased definitions suited to their political leanings as can be seen by all the tea party definitions posted and by the rejection of mine. It would have been more fun if both sides had been shown, and a sign of maturity. Why is it that wimpy people tend to be libera and liberals tend top be wimpyl. coincidence? nah
A: What's Urban Dictionary?

B:Mostly a place for shits and giggles. Let's have a look...Oh this is funny. Oh this is funny, too. Hey, wait a minute, all these answers are identical. Wow, let's ubmit our own defintions

A: This should be fun

B: Hey they rejected it

A: Wow, such urban dictionary assholes!
by urbandictionaryasshole August 29, 2010
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projectile asshole tornado

When a fart emerges with such power and velocity that it can destroy and level all man-made structures within a wide radius.
His recent projectile asshole tornado was mistaken for an actual weather event by the National Weather Service when it virtually devastated an entire small midwestern town.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 28, 2019
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1-800-ASSHOLE

A number for sex-hungry, teen/college virgins to dial with sounds of sex for them to whack off too. This number is always busy, and you are instantly greeted by a horny girl.
P1 "Hey, where is Carlos? Why isn't he at the bar?"
P2 "Oh, he is wacking off in the dorm room to 1-800-ASSHOLE
"I know that I will never get it, so I just go to 1-800-ASSHOLE
by AssholeBoy January 31, 2009
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finger in my asshole

*Drops phone in toilet*
Me: "OhMyGod ... finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole."
by tte: time to eat January 19, 2012
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excuses are like assholes

Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink.
Me: "Sorry, I was doing some calculations, and writing a recommendation letter and didn't get a chance to work on the proposal". You: "Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink."
by rbraswell September 23, 2008
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asshole at first sight

Similar to "love at first sight", it means to instantly know someone is an asshole.
Saw a guy intentionally take someone elses parking spot they were waiting for, had a feeling of asshole at first sight with that jerk.
by Hilbe July 20, 2015
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