To rim with deep tongue penetration.
by Anonymous May 17, 2003
When a woman places pieces of pineapple (or other fruit) in her vagina and proceeds to queef vigorously into another woman's mouth.
by K-Noodle November 11, 2009
A sticky salmon with fancy buttons and a vest. (Eat fruit) Also known as an ass clown. Is known to harvest boots and socks in winter.
by Boots August 03, 2003
The Salad of Two: When a couple that feels particularly close and comfortable together (or is just down like that) chooses to engage in mutual salad tossing for the common goal of depraved gratification.
by Das Bigly September 12, 2006
I have been given the opportunity to go out with a cheerleader, but my girlfriend found out, looks like they really have my balls in a salad shooter.
by The Dalai Llama November 23, 2003
A ridiculous insult that equates the person to a slut's fucked-out vagina with flabby, used-up meat curtains and mayonnaise-looking discharge. She's so torn up her whole pussy looks like chopped up meat salad.
Fuck off, you cunt salad sandwich! I'll beat your ass so hard that picking yourself off the ground will be like trying to jerk off a jellyfish!
by assymouth February 29, 2020
A squashed fruit salad is created by tucking your cock and balls between your legs and pressing your butt and junk against a window/glass door.
by Kibosh December 20, 2007