drive stay

When Jake Paul tries to be edgy and justify having large party's during a pandemic.

Jake: iTs A dRiVe BY nOt A DrIvE sTaY!!

Commenters: shut the fuck up

by Hotbananastub December 15, 2020

Drive stay

The moment where Jake Paul should have fought Dillon Danis in the streets but was too much of a pusseo

“I didn’t drive stay Dillon Danis, why?
Because I’m a pussy of course!

by Fook jake Paul December 23, 2020

Drive Stay

When you call out someone and they want to engage in a fight, but you decide to drive away like a pussy.

Hey did you see Jake Paul Drive Stay that one MMA fighter that could kick his ass?

by December 15, 2020

Ultimate Driving Test

Must be done with a partner, preferably a significant other.

One person sits on the other person's lap and gives them a lap dance while both people drive the car, the person on the bottom controlling the gas and brakes, and the person on top steering.

Must drive at least 5 miles on an open road, no matter whether or not either person orgasms.

Jenny tried the ultimate driving test with her boyfriend and ended up breaking her arm, she says it's the best sex she's ever had, though.

by Morgan_Rose99 November 17, 2022

Drived

A totally real and not incorrect use or the past tense of drove used routinely by a certain someone over the course of his life. ITS DEFINITELY A WORD GUYS.

Dom drived the ambulance and parked it in the fire lane, it wasn't me!

by ajfajfish August 07, 2022

Heart drive

The equivalent of a sex drive, except romantic rather than sexual.

My heart drive is so high; I love it when my boyfriend gives me cuddles and kisses.

by pyroaqua September 17, 2020

I Can’t Drive 55

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No!

Uh!
So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more...
We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"

Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said Yea!, Oh yea!
Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!
Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
Uh!

When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get get my care out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I Can’t Drive 55!
No, no no,

I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!

by Death Menace July 03, 2023