Sock Story

A pointless story told. NO punch line, and an awkward silence always follows, not always about socks.

1."Today i walked my dog and saw a bird.
IT WAS BLUE!"

"um..sock story"

2. "I have a sock story for you: Today i thought it was going to rain, so i fed my rabbit."

by Uknown, Unknown June 14, 2010

SOCK CROUTON

WHEN YOU MASTURBATE IN A PAIR OF YOUR FRIENDS CLEAN SOCKS, THEN PUT THEM BACK IN THEIR DRAWER

FUCK JOHNNY HE'S AN ASS I GAVE HIM A SOCK CROUTON.

by CHUBBY BUNNY February 5, 2010

sock stampede

when you bang an ugly girl from behind and hide her gross fugly head by shoving it into the sock drawer, which causes the drawer to unlatch and dump socks everywhere

-hey dude, i didn't know you were doing laundry

-i'm not, i just gave your mom a sock stampede like 10 minutes ago and haven't had time to clean up.

by walcott August 20, 2008

weak socks

Socks that are lame, or not cool, typically worn by kasey.

Those are some weak socks

by BradPittttt0304 November 28, 2016

Poodle Socks

Special socks used to keep laces in place while irish step dancing.

mandatory in Orechtas, or competitions.

see Ghillie

Erin puts on her poodle socks before she laces her ghillies.

by irishdancer June 26, 2009

Sock head

A “sock head” is someone who wears a beanie very often, it’s rare to see them without a beanie.

Guy #1: What’s up with Michael and that stupid beanie?

Guy #2: C’mon man, you know he’s a sock head.

by Aple.pi3 February 1, 2021

rock sock

A make shift wrist band, cut from an old sock, worn by guitar players to prevent rashes during prolonged periods of rocking.

Person 1: "Oh man after that show I had such bad wirst burn.."
Person 2: "You should have worn a rock sock!"

by sockrocker666 August 30, 2012